Stardew Valley drops the quiet life with a stock trading mod

Stardew Valley is a tranquil game about escaping the capitalist trappings of the city to tend to a quaint, worn-down farm. It’s only natural, then, that someone has created a mod that sends the grind of the stock market straight to your quiet crop of land. Wait.

Dhamos’ Financial Call Centre mod allows you to contact Zuzu City to buy several different types of stock, such as governmental, domestic, and, uh, crypto. Once you have the mod downloaded, simply head to Joja Mart, select your desired stock, and pick up a Stock Call. After that, all you have to do is find a safe place to stick your new phone and hustle with your stock. Once a few days have passed, you’ll have your profits. To the moon!

Governmental stocks are your safest bet as they have an 18% profit margin with no chance of a financial loss. On the other end of the spectrum, though, is crypto stock. Dhamos describes this one as the option for those who “have money, but want more money”. There’s a 0.5% chance of you becoming a multi-millionaire with this one.

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